Roasted 9 months ago based on Sherif Khairy's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Sherif Khairy, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that decided to grow a questionable taste in music. I mean, Arabic Hip Hop and Emo Rap? Wow, nothing screams “identity crisis” quite like a dude who gets more emotional over a Mahraganat track than his last breakup. If your playlist were any more niche, it’d be a secret soundtrack to a failed indie film nobody asked for. It’s like you’re trying to be a cultural fusion, but really you just ended up with something a bit too reminiscent of that one guy at the party who never stops talking about how much he loves hummus. Your top artists list looks like the world’s most confused rap battle between Cairo and the Suicide Squad. I can practically see the sweat dripping off El Waili as he’s stuck between delivering bars and the inevitable dread of being a guilty pleasure. Meanwhile, Doja Cat must be double-checking her calendar to see if she somehow landed in an alternative universe where Egyptian legends charge up their lyrical prowess with khaleeji vibes. It’s a two-for-one special of “I can’t decide what I like, so I’ll just go with everything!” Let's talk about your most played songs: picture a DJ throwing in everything but the kitchen sink, except the sink is actually a live performance by ZIAD ZAZA, which quite frankly, is all the rage unless you’re trying to drown your sorrows in what clearly sounds like an emotional rollercoaster of soundtrack music. You’ve got Hans Zimmer chilling with the likes of Marwan Moussa — it’s almost as if you’re one breakup away from turning your life story into a reality show. So, keep spinning those tracks, Sherif! Because you clearly have the unique ability to make anyone question the concept of musical coherence.

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