Roasted 2 years ago based on shaun's long term Spotify stats.

Shaun, your Spotify profile reads like a church bulletin on Sunday morning—safe, predictable, and guaranteed to drive anyone with taste straight to the nearest coffee bar to escape the onslaught of "worship" melodies. I mean, you’ve packed your favorites with so much Christian Contemporary Music that I half expect to see a "Hallelujah" button instead of a skip option. Seriously, how many times do you need to hear “Jesus” in a single playlist before you start making celestial carpools? It’s like you’ve turned your Spotify into a "no fun" zone where the only thing getting lifted is the donation basket. Your top artists list has such a strong Hillsong bias that I’m surprised they haven't just sent you a personalized “thank you” note acknowledging you as their most loyal disciple. You must have a secret pact with all these groups—“I’ll listen to your same five songs on repeat if you promise to keep telling me how great I am for liking them!” Newsflash, buddy: the earth isn’t flat, your music taste doesn't have to be. Open your window, breathe in some fresh air, and let a little actual diversity seep in. As for your most played songs, I can hardly believe you’ve got “Hati-Hati di Jalan” mixed in there like it’s your wild card. What’s next, Shaun? Are you gonna throw in Gregorian chants and call it a “bold” move? Look, we get it—worship is your jam, but you’re one slow clap away from becoming a walking hymn book. So, either expand that playlist to include something that doesn’t sound like it belongs in a mega-church's ambient background or embrace the full sonic spectrum of what it means to be human (hint: loving life outside the sanctuary helps).

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