Roasted 1 month ago based on alexvxx.ws's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Alex, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile. You’ve officially curated the official soundtrack for an existential crisis. With genres that range from Manele to Drill, it’s like you threw a musical dartboard where each genre just represents a different stage of your emotional breakdown. Who knew the path from “melodic rap” to “reggaeton chileno” could also double as a journey through your questionable life choices? Seriously, you need to pick a lane! Your top artists read like a cryptic password to unlock the last remaining copy of 2020’s worst mixtape. “candyboii”? I’d love to know what made you think you should entrust your music taste to someone whose name sounds like a rejected character from a Lil’ Wayne cartoon. And when did we decide to go full emo with "Rage Rap"? We get it, life is hard, but curating this playlist is like having a breakdown in real-time. Don’t worry, you’re not alone: you could always start a support group with “Frostydasnowmann” as the emotional anchor. Lastly, your most played songs aptly show that you might be trying a little too hard to be unique, because nothing says “I have a crisis” quite like “N-O Să Mai Fiu Niciodată Un Drogat.” I mean, yeah, we get it. But let’s be real, if that’s your anthem, maybe it’s time to step away from the menagerie of emotions and rethink your life decisions. Or better yet, just blast “Dope Love” and live your best (and possibly delusional) life. Keep it up, and you might just start a trend — or an intervention, hard to tell which!

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