Roasted 2 years ago based on Freddy's long term Spotify stats.

Freddy, your Spotify profile is like a Nigerian buffet gone wrong—too many options, yet somehow the only thing standing out is the rancid rice. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a list of the world's most secure algorithms that nobody knows how to crack, yet you confidently wade through the sea of rhythms like a goddamn tourist lost in Lagos. If "UK Drill" is about survival, I suggest you start with the basics—like finding a semblance of identity beyond what you've Googled for your next house party. And, oh, the top artists list! Drake? Really? Are you trying to grab attention or release an emotional fragrance line for sad boys? You’ve got more basic faces in there than an unseasoned chicken. I mean, you’ve ventured into the depths of Afrobeats with artists like ODUMODUBLVCK and Shallipopi, but let's be real: a top artist named "Smada" sounds less like a hitmaker and more like a new app for ordering takeout. Don't get me started on Jack Harlow, the man who’s giving “dad who listens to rap” vibes from the suburbs. Your most played songs are like an artsy indie film nobody asked for: awkward, self-indulgent, and utterly forgettable. "Never Ever" is basically the soundtrack to your dating life, since it aptly sums up the amount of actual variety you bring to the party. But hey, wrap it all up in a few Afroswing tracks and suddenly you think you're the hottest DJ in town! Spoiler alert: you’re not. You’re the guy who shows up with the auxiliary cord and pulls out of the driveway while everyone searches for the nearest exit.

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