Roasted 10 months ago based on Callum's long term Spotify stats.

Callum, you’ve got a Spotify profile that looks like a retirement home for musical genres. "Classic Rock," "Adult Standards," and "Yacht Rock" – are you living in the past or just trapped in a thrift store? If your taste in music were a dinner party, it would be a potluck where the only dishes are stale bread and lukewarm milk. Seriously, the only thing missing from this selection is bingo night and a bowl of Werther's Originals. With a top artist lineup that screams "I used to have a wild side but now I just enjoy confusing my friends," you might as well change your Spotify name to Callum the Nostalgic. Fleetwood Mac must have a restraining order against you at this point. You've listened to them so much, they're practically relatives. You’d think you were the fifth member of the band, haunting their practice sessions with your soft rock ballads in an effort to finally get them to reconsider your mixtape. And really, your Most Played Songs are an emotional rollercoaster that only stops at the low points. If your life decisions were as repetitive as your playlists, we'd be having intervention suggestions instead of conversations. With all the angst of "Every Breath You Take" and the melodrama of "Landslide," I half expect a teary call from your therapist after they check your Spotify. So here's a tip: maybe add a little insanity to your playlist. Go wild! A sprinkle of heavy metal or some rap – just think of it as an adventure. You’ve been staring at the same old playlist for so long, it’s time to let the sunlight in, Callum.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!