Roasted 7 months ago based on Jodymustdie's long term Spotify stats.

Jodymustdie? More like Jodymust-rethink-every-single-life-choice! Your playlist reads like a teenager’s diary after their first heartbreak, and let’s be honest, that emo phase should’ve never stuck around after 2005. You’ve managed to gather enough whiny tracks to fill a stadium-sized pity party. With favorites like Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance, it's clear you’ve been faithfully practicing for your future role as the lead in "Sobbing in the Shower: The Musical." Clearly, you’re living your best life at the intersection of angst and nostalgia. Who knew it was possible to both scream into the void and hum along to Simon & Garfunkel in the same breath? Please tell me your Spotify Sessions are accompanied by an ongoing therapy session. Between "TENGO CELOS" and "Free Fallin'," it looks like you’re trying to mesh the pain of your high school goth phase with moments of existential crisis—while binging on cheeseburgers at midnight like the true rockstar you strive to be. And yet, let's not gloss over the tracklist; it's glaringly clear that you think adding a sprinkle of gothic rock will somehow enhance your odds of finally getting into the goth clique. Spoiler alert: it won’t. If your musical taste were a person, I’d recommend sending it some brochures on self-improvement. But hey, at least your eclectic mix guarantees nobody else will steal your Spotify account. You'll be jamming alone to all the sad bops while the rest of us actually enjoy life. Keep rocking, Jody! Just don't forget to grow up… eventually.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!