Roasted 6 months ago based on Martin's long term Spotify stats.

Martin, your Spotify profile is like a trip to a French café where you order a croissant but end up with a soggy baguette. I mean, who needs a cohesive music taste when you can throw in more genres than a confused DJ at a wedding? French rap? Pop urbaine? It sounds less like a playlist and more like the soundtrack to an identity crisis. At this point, your favorite genres list is practically begging for therapy: “Hello, my name is Martin, and I can't decide if I’m feeling urban or très chic today.” Let’s talk about your top artists — it’s somehow both impressive and tragically hilarious. You went from Kanye West and Beyoncé to a bunch of names that sound like they were pulled out of a hat at a random hipster event. Rilès? Ziak? I have a feeling if I dig a little deeper, I'll find bands that only perform at underground tunnels with names like “The Resentful Bananas”. Stop trying to impress people with obscure artists; it’s okay to admit that you have a soft spot for mainstream hits. After all, who doesn’t love a good sing-along to “Empire State Of Mind” after a long day of... whatever it is you do on your weekends, sitting alone surrounded by your limited edition French music collection? And your 'Most Played Songs' list? It’s like the playlist equivalent of forgetting to clean your room when company is coming over. Who knew that “Tourner la page” by Zaho would have more spins than your excuse for your avatars? With tracks ranging from poignant heartbreak to “Keep Dat Nigga (Part 2)” by Icandy, it’s hard to tell if you’re trying to be deep or if you just accidentally hit shuffle on the mess of your emotional life. Let's face it, Martin: your Spotify is a curated experience of chaos, and frankly, I'd rather listen to elevator music than risk a peak into what your mood swings sound like.

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