Roasted 3 months ago based on Tyler's long term Spotify stats.

Tyler, your Spotify profile reads like a country music playlist made by someone who still thinks “worship” means playing with their Legos at church. Seriously, 70% of your favorite genres are more about Jesus than they are about actual musical diversity. I mean, if there was a genre for “Bland White Guy in a Cowboy Hat,” you’d be the poster child. You’ve got country music vibes so strong, even Siri is convinced you’re a line-dancing TikTok influencer on the verge of another cringe compilation. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. You’ve clearly got a Kacey Musgraves shrine in your living room—or is that just your Spotify repeat function malfunctioning? With a roster that reads like a wine label from the local church potluck, you’re missing out on some great music because you’re too busy listening to female artists whose names sound like they've all been plucked from a high school yearbook. If I wanted to hear a collection of songs that felt so wholesome they could come with a side of cornbread, I’d just tune in to a sermon on Sunday instead. Your most played songs sound like the soundtrack for a sad rom-com where everyone in the audience just learned what a breakup feels like in real-time. "Three Little Birds"? More like “Three Little Songs to Cry Yourself to Sleep By.” Between your Christmas tunes and the endless homage to Oklahoma, I can’t help but wonder if you’re single-handedly trying to bring the 2000s back—or trying to repopulate after a zombie apocalypse in a small town. Keep it up, Tyler! At this rate, you’ll have all the cows in the state following you on Spotify.

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