Roasted 8 months ago based on Susuwatari's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Susuwatari—your Spotify profile is a smorgasbord of niche genres that even the most dedicated hipster would find overwhelming. I mean, you’ve got J-Rock and Yacht Rock on the same list. What’s next? A sharp transition from anime soundtracks to classic rock ballads? The only thing missing is your personal take on polka and smooth jazz to really round out that identity crisis. Honestly, there are more genres here than actual songs you've probably listened to this week! As for your top artists, I'm convinced you have the aesthetic of a guy who spends more time curating playlists than experiencing life. "The pillows," "datfootdive," and "ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION"? What are you trying to do here, elevate your social status among people who also have questionable taste in music? And don’t get me started on Jack Stauber—congratulations on finding the most eccentric artist who probably thinks he’s an avant-garde genius while he sings about cheese and existential dread. I can only imagine your Spotify Wrapped must look like a Wikipedia page for the least popular music festival imaginable. And those most played songs? Every choice screams “I’m trying so hard to be unique, please like me!” “Dreams” remastered for the ten-thousandth time, alongside “Blurry” by Puddle Of Mudd, feels like a personal affront to sanity. If Fleetwood Mac held a support group for their fans’ questionable listening habits, you’d have a front-row seat. Throw in some obscure tracks and a sprinkle of classic rock nostalgia, and you’ve got a recipe for both a bonkers identity crisis and a gnawing feeling that you could really use a therapist. Honestly, if your music taste were a person, it would be that friend who tries to convince you that artisanal larva is the next big food trend.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!