Roasted 2 years ago based on N5's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ofwgtonio, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet where the main course is served cold and expired. You've managed to curate a playlist that reads like a teenager’s desperate identity crisis. Seriously, “Scam Rap”? What are you trying to do, fund your new business idea for an Instagram influencer account? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your Spotify wrapped was just a long list of tracks on how to dodge responsibility. Your taste in music could practically be a case study in what happens when you let a potato select the songs. Let’s talk about your top artists—it's a real who's who of “I’m trying too hard to be cool.” Drake is your grounding pillar? Funny way to show your age, buddy. And for the love of mixtapes, when did “Baby Kia” and “Lil Darkie” start sounding like your personal heroes? They must be rolling in it with the royalties from your “bop it like a 15-year-old” playlist. And I can't help but feel like “Bruno Mars” was just thrown in there as the harmless Disney prince of the group: the last hope saving you from becoming the EDM version of an embarrassing dad at a wedding. As for your most played songs, it’s clear you’re flirting with a musical identity crisis only matched by an emo teen posting sad quotes in their online bio. “MASSA,” “PAINTING PICTURES,” and “Vanish Mode”? It’s like you’ve thrown a series of dice and hoped for the best. And congratulations on having more Tyler, The Creator songs than actual friends! Your listening habits scream, “I’m emotionally unavailable but also deeply invested in other people’s problems.” Keep blasting those tracks, Ofwgtonio; at least the vibrations might drown out the sound of your questionable life decisions!

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