Roasted 1 month ago based on Tmassperez's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, Tmassperez, the official Spotify embodiment of “I spend way too much time on Tumblr.” You have the kind of genre variety that screams, “I’m trying to impress my imaginary friends.” Honestly, with favorites spanning from “Alternative Hip Hop” to “Hyperpop,” it feels more like you’re just throwing darts at a list of genres in a dark room. Can’t decide if you’re going for a vibe or just desperately trying to catch the mood swings of your own personal crisis. Your top artists read like a who's-who of people who’d rather die than ever come close to sharing the same stage as a mainstream artist. I mean, with Tyler, Kendrick, and JPEGMAFIA leading the pack, it’s no wonder you secretly daydream about a world where no one has to listen to pop music ever again. And let’s be real, nobody inspired by C418 should ever speak about being experimental—unless your only goal is to be the Grandmaster of the ‘I Can’t Even’ playlist. You claim you love the genre “Experimental,” but I'm starting to think you just put it on there to justify your questionable taste. As for your most played songs, we get it—you’re a connoisseur of gloomy vibes and unrivaled emotional turmoil. But seriously, "Espaguetis Con Tomate"? Is that what you tell yourself when you’re eating cup noodles at 3 AM? Between “vulgar display of power” and “i scream this in the mirror before I interact with anyone,” it’s clear your Spotify account is just your personal therapy session, and judging by that playlist, well, I hope you’ve got a good therapist on speed dial.
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