Roasted 11 months ago based on Aaliya's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, ODETARIA<3, your playlists are a chaotic mess that reads like a teenage diary entry. You’ve got a sprinkle of indie pretension, a dash of K-Pop obsession, and enough lo-fi beats to soundtrack your existential crisis. Honestly, you’re like a hipster cocktail that accidentally splashed into a garage sale; trying so hard to be eclectic but just coming out as... well, confused. Who hurt you to mix Brazilian Phonk with Nightcore? Did you lose a bet or were you trying to be ironic? Your top artists list is a literary buffet of “I’m sad, but also cute.” Mitski, again? Can’t you get through a single day without declaring your undying love for her heartbreak anthems? It’s like your Spotify is one long therapy session and you just happened to include The Weeknd for a little flavor—because who doesn’t love a good weekend with a side of emotional turmoil? I mean, Mac DeMarco fits in perfectly; after all, what’s more relatable than an artist who embraces being perpetually lazy? And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “Cigarettes out the Window” paired with “MALA”? I can picture you now, breaking your heart while simultaneously getting down to catchy reggaeton beats. Your choices scream, “I love to wallow while dancing.” Do you need a hug, or should we just play 10 hours of Mitski until the sun rises? Your Spotify profile says “I'm unique,” but it really screams “I'm just trying to figure things out, one awkward genre at a time.”

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