Roasted 1 year ago based on Miiyah's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Miiyah, your Spotify profile is a beautifully chaotic mess—like trying to shove ten clowns into a VW bug, but every time you open the door, an indie band spills out instead. Seriously, K-Pop and rage rap? That’s like having a pet hamster and a pet snake living in the same cage; how do you expect them to get along, let alone have a genre unsupervised? I’m just picturing you jamming to "Super Shy" one moment and then violently head-banging to some noise music the next, like your stereo is the world's worst therapist trying to address your emotional turmoil. Your favorite artists read like a Tinder bio for someone who can't decide if they're going to a lyrical poetry slam or a rave. You’ve got ENHYPEN and Summer Walker sharing the same playlist, which is like ordering sushi at a barbecue joint—two worlds colliding for a trainwreck of taste that can only be described as “please stop.” I can’t tell if you’re trying to find yourself or running from your responsibilities while singing along to Wagnerian operas. Does “musicals” even belong there? Just admit it, you love belting out show tunes when nobody’s listening because you’re convinced you’re one “Don’t Stop Believin’” away from an Oscar. As for those most played songs? Girl, it's a real testament to commitment issues. Half those songs have titles that could easily be your personal motto: "I Can’t," "Awkward," and then a comprehensive guide to playing games. If the world of music were a game of Monopoly, you'd be that one player who thinks they can just keep passing Go while others are actually building hotels. But hey, at least you'll always be "kickin' back" while the rest of us wonder how you ended up with a musical identity crisis that even Google couldn’t untangle.
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