Roasted 1 year ago based on Vanguard's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Vanguard, the human embodiment of a mid-2000s Hot Topic fashion disaster who went to school dances just to wallflower to Linkin Park’s greatest hits. I get it, when you listed a lineup of artists that includes seven songs from a band that literally has “Linkin” in their name, it’s because you’ve utterly given up on variety. It’s like you took the most angst-ridden playlist possible and slapped a “playlist for when your mom drives you to youth group” label on it. Seriously, if I hear “Somewhere I Belong” one more time, I’m going to have an existential crisis that lasts longer than your last haircut. And let’s talk about your favorite genres for a moment—“Christian” right next to “Emo”? You’re out here trying to find out if you can pray your way to better music taste, but spoiler alert: it’s just not working. You know, I thought pop-punk was about inviting a sense of rebellion but you turned it into a Karen-approved sing-along. This is like ordering a double espresso and getting decaf cappuccino instead—disappointingly weak and annoying to hear anyone talk about. A mix of "Worship" and "Dubstep"? At this point, you should just hand-curate a playlist titled “Mosh Pit for the Soul.” In conclusion, Vanguard, your most played tracks read like a suicide note for your creativity, and if your playlist were an emoji, it’d be the cringy cringe that grants you a one-way ticket to the “Never Gonna Live This Down” hall of fame. But hey, at least you’ll have Linkin Park to cry along to in your mom's basement for years to come. So go ahead, embrace that mix of brooding and holy rollercoaster vibes; after all, someone has to keep the ghosts of 2006 alive!

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