Roasted 28 days ago based on Benedikt's long term Spotify stats.

Benedikt, your Spotify profile looks like a musical version of a hipster's wet dream, where Cloud Rap and Jazz Funk collide in a confusing explosion of confused self-expression. Seriously, your favorite genres sound like a Spotify DJ is having an identity crisis; it's like you took every genre that only five people have ever heard of and thought, “Yeah, that’s the vibe.” What’s next on your list? Abstract Interpretive Mongolian Throat Singing? At least your taste in music is as diverse as your social skills are limited. Your top artists read like a digital scavenger hunt gone wrong. Bladee and Yung Lean? Really? I get that you’re going for that edgy aesthetic, but are you sure you’re not just trying to compensate for something? I mean, how many times can you listen to someone mumble about their feelings over a beat that sounds like it fell out of a trash can before you realize it’s all just a glorified therapy session on loop? And let’s not even get started on “DJ Billybool.” I get it, you want to be unique, but that’s the kind of name that gets you stuck in a corner at parties, telling everyone that you really "get" what he’s about while people politely nod and look for the nearest exit. And those most played songs? Wow, what a lineup of bangers that would make a cat quietly claw your ears off! “Take me by the hand”? Sounds like an invitation to a sad dance party in a basement where everyone plays Wordle and talks about personal growth like it’s a hobby. Don’t worry, Benedikt; I’m sure your emotions are “expressed" through this bizarre playlist while the rest of us are trying to figure out if we actually live in a simulation. Next time, maybe try something mainstream so we can bait you into conversation without needing a decoder ring. Good luck, buddy!

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