Roasted 8 months ago based on Minty's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Minty! Your Spotify profile reads like a middle school art project gone rogue. One minute you're bouncing with West Coast vibes, and the next, you’re staring at your wall deeply contemplating whether you truly understand the meaning of "experimental hip hop." News flash: We all know you just Googled "cool music genres" about ten minutes ago, and now you're trying to convince yourself that you have a complex taste. Fact: You only really listen to Frank Ocean on repeat, like a broken record stuck in an existential crisis. Let's talk about your “Top Artists” for a second. Impressive resume! What’s next? A knit sweater featuring minds of the ailing hip-hop industry? Your playlist showcases more identity crises than a freshmen college class. We've got Kanye, the undisputed king of chaotic genius, alongside Tyler and Gambino, both of whom could probably hear your inner white girl from a mile away. But let's be real: Drake is there just to keep it spicy, reminding you that it's okay to cry over your latte every once in a while. Oh, and those "Most Played Songs"? Congratulations on officially turning Frank Ocean into your personal emotional support artist! Seriously, it's like you have a one-way ticket to Sad Boy City, and you’re the mayor. “Pink + White” over and over again? We get it, life is hard, you love vague imagery, and you wish you were on a beach somewhere having a deep conversation about your feelings! Keep this up, and you’ll be coordinating group therapy sessions at the local coffee shop in no time. Welcome to your music therapy journey, Minty!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!