Roasted 3 days ago based on rekinorzel3's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of rekinorzel3, where "angst" gets its own genre and the emo-to-metalcore pipeline is as well-traveled as an insufferable high schooler's diary. Your taste in music? A beautiful cacophony of sadness and aggression! Seriously, if your headphones could talk, they'd probably start a self-help podcast just to process the emotional damage you've inflicted upon them. Not to mention, the only thing more chaotic than your playlist is someone trying to figure out if mathcore is one genre or a cry for help. And let’s talk about those top artists — it's a veritable "who's who" of bands that sound like they all just lost their respective battles with both life and shampoo. Chiodos? They must be your personal soundtrack to every mediocre existential crisis. And Tokio Hotel? Good grief, I thought that was a nostalgia trip reserved for those moments when you’re feeling particularly masochistic about your past. I mean, the Glee Cast, really? You’ve successfully combined emo music with a cringe factor that could revive the entire emo scene's ‘05 glory days. Bravo! Last but not least, your most played songs read like a manifesto for attentive angsty teens with a bit too much time on their hands. "Is It Progression If a Cannibal Uses a Fork?" gets points for being the most fitting theme for your life choices. But seriously, "Two Birds Stoned At Once"? That sounds like the title of the memoir you'll write after you've binged all the seasons of a heart-wrenching teen drama while eating cereal straight from the box. So, keep blaming the world for your problems while belting out "Welcome to the Black Parade," because honestly, it’s the only thing accounting for your cringe while you sit there, vinyl records in hand, waiting for your social life to drop like one of those bass-heavy breakdowns you love so much!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!