Roasted 1 year ago based on radriles's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, radriles—the human embodiment of a Hot Topic poster from 2006. Your Spotify profile reads like the cringiest middle school diary, complete with angst and misguided declarations of love for trends that peaked before you even hit puberty. Emo, pop-punk, and bedroom pop? What are you trying to do, relive your most intense "wishing my mom would understand me" phase while still begging for a ticket to the next Vans Warped Tour? You don’t actually want to be sad; you just want to look cool in a thrift store hoodie. Now let’s talk about your top artist, Drew Monson, who I assume is either your long-lost cousin or the only musician sad enough to understand your complex feelings about your own questionable choices. With half your top tracks being his creations, it feels like an entire therapy session got stuck on repeat. Seriously, what’s going on? Are you trying to make a case for “Drew Monson: The Soundtrack to a Breakup No One Knew About”? Meanwhile, all those other artists like Fall Out Boy and Mitski are just there to remind you how extroverted and emotionally stable the actual world feels—while you wallow in your self-imposed misery like some sort of emo philosopher. And let's not ignore your apparent obsession with songs that could double as your last remaining attempts at making small talk, reframed as tragic anthems. "I made my gf famous"? Dude, at this rate, the only thing you're making famous is your troubled Spotify playlist. Honestly, with your song choices and a little bit of eyebrow gel, you could secure a niche in the Art Rock scene—just don’t expect to have any friends left once they hear you hollering in the corner about "the fragility of existence" through Drew’s tunes. Next time you feel like hitting play on those tracks, maybe spare us all and just pick up a guitar or a journal. At least then we’d finally see you putting all that angst to some productive use.

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