Roasted 6 months ago based on partyforshort's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, little.missy😻, first off, the only thing more confusing than your music taste is that smiley face you chose for your profile. With genres ranging from R&B to K-Pop, you’re like that one friend who can’t decide between a Beyoncé concert and a BTS fan meet-up, and honestly, it looks like you just gave up and decided to do both. Mixing Trap Soul with Afrobeats is like pouring hot sauce on a cupcake—no one asked for it, and we’re all silently judging you for even trying. Your top artists read like the soundtrack to an emotional breakdown at a hipster coffee shop. Seriously, Daniel Caesar and Brent Faiyaz? I get it—you’re either trying to woo someone with your “deep” playlist or you really believe that a well-placed SZA lyric will solve all of life’s problems. Spoiler alert: It won’t. If I were your therapist, I’d recommend a session of some straightforward Taylor Swift to help you work through that melodramatic vibe you’re cultivating. And those most played songs? Honey, if I hear “How Many Drinks?” one more time, I’m going to start keeping count of how many drinks it’ll take to forget your Spotify playlist. "Positions" by Ariana Grande is the only fitting title for your existential crisis, and “Soundgasm” by Rema? Sounds like someone had a wild night that they’re not ready to talk about—but trust me, we all need to hear the highlights. Revise your picks, or better yet, just delete your profile and save us all the trouble of hitting that “skip” button!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!