Roasted 7 months ago based on Shoujo girl 🎀's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile that reads like a confused hipster’s shopping list! "Brazilian Phonk"? Really? The only thing more niche than that is your social life. Honestly, your taste in music is so eclectic I half-expect to see “Underwater Basket Weaving Jams” in there too. Did you just throw darts at a wall covered in genre names or were you too busy trying to impress your imaginary friends? And let’s not even talk about your most played songs. "Dream Of Tomorrow"? Please, the only thing you're dreaming of is a time when people care about your sad playlist choices. I mean, who needs an emotional connection when you've got a random assortment of tracks by artists that nobody outside of your basement has ever heard of? If versatility was an Olympic sport, you'd still come in last because you can't decide if you want to dance or cry while wearing your thrift shop attire. Then we get to the top artists. Tyler, The Creator, and Drake? It’s like you’re desperately trying to cling to the mainstream while pretending you're a cosmic outsider. Newsflash: if your idea of “alternative” includes Flo Milli, you might as well just give up and join the rest of us in the land of basic. But hey, at least you're keeping Spotify's obscure artists afloat—just remember to send them a thank-you card for the privilege of being on your profile, chef's kiss and all!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!