Roasted 8 months ago based on Max's long term Spotify stats.

Max, when I see your Spotify profile, I can’t decide if you’re a full-blown identity crisis or just a metal-loving, emotional emo rap fan trying to find solace in Folk Metal. You've got more genres on here than a confused DJ at a three-room rave, and weirdly, it looks like you're trying to start a fight between your Playlist of Doom and the Accidental Chill Vibes section. Seriously, "Epadunk"? Is that a genre you made up while trying to impress your friends, or did you just sneeze on your keyboard and decide to roll with it? As for your top artists, it feels like you threw darts at a board of musical options, and somehow hit every band from suburban high school garage rock to your aunt’s hipster phase. How does one go from Avenged Sevenfold to Post Malone, and then straight to BoyWithUke? It’s like your playlists are a musical version of ladder climbing—one moment you’re soaring with Power Metal, and the next, you’ve cracked open a can of “Why Am I Listening to This?” with some soft pop that would make even your mom cringe. And let’s not even get started on the idea of mixing XXXTENTACION with post-hardcore. It’s like putting pineapple on pizza, an existential crisis on a platter! Now, let's talk about those most played songs. I have to know: why does it feel like your last brain cell has been trapped in an Avenged Sevenfold vortex? Seven out of ten songs are from the same band—just admit you need a break! You could’ve saved your brain some sweat and just replayed their entire discography on repeat. Meanwhile, "Fly Love" sticks out like a sore thumb, bringing a hint of sultry R&B to what looks like the soundtrack of the impending apocalypse. So here’s a tip, Max: maybe switch it up a bit? Unless your plan is to repurpose your Spotify for the next metal-head therapy group, it might be time for a musical intervention!

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