Roasted 1 month ago based on maddi's long term Spotify stats.

Maddi, your Spotify profile could almost double as a case study for “How to Have the Personality of a Brick Wall.” Seriously, with a repertoire that reads like a bored suburban dad’s playlist, it’s no wonder you find comfort in Drill music. The only thing more predictable than your top 10 artists is finding a “sad boy” in all of them. Do you even own a dog, or is your only companion Drake's melancholic riffs? And I just have to ask—are you planning to open a new food truck called “Kitchen Stove”? Because “Kitchen Stove - Remix” by Pozer is your most played song. Oh wait, you listen to it on repeat while pretending to cook? Let's be honest, with how repetitive your playlist is, even the microwave is thinking about switching things up and exploring a little jazz, given your lack of exposure to real diversity. One more play of “Bands” or “Stay Schemin’,” and even your subwoofers might stage a revolt. If your music taste was a person, it would be that heavily tattooed emo teenager who’s still convinced that wearing all black while hiding in a corner makes them mysterious. Not even Kendrick’s lyrical genius could save you from the blandness of “experimental hip hop” that’s less “avant-garde” and more “I ran out of ideas.” If you don't want your Spotify Wrapped to end up looking like a cry for help, it might be time to consider branching out from ‘angsty drills’ and maybe embrace a little sunshine—or heaven forbid, some pop music.

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