Roasted 1 year ago based on Sebixsq's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Sebixsq, your Spotify profile is a glorious testament to why the music genre spectrum is so broad yet you managed to pick the soundtrack for a sad goth teen’s internal monologue. Emo rap and dark trap? Please, it’s like you’re trying to create a musical atmosphere for your overly sensitive pet hamster’s emotional breakdowns. I can just picture you sitting in your dimly lit room, hugging your stuffed animal while moaning lyrics that sound like they were written during a particularly aggressive Zoom call with your therapist. And let’s talk about those top artists for a minute. Billie Eilish and Lil Peep? It’s like you took a dive into the shallow end and got stuck in a puddle of angst. You really couldn’t have picked a more on-brand selection of artists if you were trying to assemble a bracket for “Most Likely to Cry in Public.” Honestly, your Spotify could double as a musical warning label for the uninitiated—“Caution: May induce excessive feelings of despair and extreme eyeliner application.” Your playlist is a Netflix binge of sad vibes, complete with an emotional breakdown finale. Finally, your most played songs reveal a deep commitment to the unique art of wallowing in existential dread. Songs with titles like “the song they played (when I crashed into the wall)” don’t just scream metaphor; they shout, “Send help, I’ve run out of napkins to dab my tears.” You’ve curated the ultimate soundtrack for every high school girl’s dramatic TikTok video. Here’s a pro tip, Sebixsq: If your playlist is giving off “I might adopt 12 cats” vibes, it’s time to branch out. But hey, why change? It’s working out so well for your persona as the solemn bard of the broken-hearted!

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