Roasted 9 months ago based on allie's long term Spotify stats.

Allie, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a confused aunt trying to impress her cool niece. Seriously, your favorite genres read like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis at a county fair. You've got rap, pop, country, and Motown all crammed together like a buffet where someone couldn't decide between sushi and fried chicken. Who are you trying to cater to? A party of one? At this rate, the only thing separating you from a classic elevator playlist is the fact that elevators usually don’t play "bedroom pop" unless they're really trying to set the mood for an awkward encounter! Now let's talk about those top artists. You’ve got a roster ranging from the visionary Kanye West to grentperez, who I’m pretty sure only makes music to get his friends' podcasters to argue about how “indie” he is. This lineup is so eclectic even Spotify's algorithm just threw its hands up in despair and shipped you back to 2015. And watching you jam to "No More Parties In LA" while also cranking Luke Combs is like playing una pizza diavola under a disco ball—just this tragic mess of clashing flavors that nobody asked for but somehow ended up disappointed when served. And every music lover has that one song that haunts them, Allie—yours just happens to be “Kokomo, IN” by Japanese Breakfast. I’m not sure who needs to rescue who at this point, but I hope you find a therapist who’ll help you unpack that melody of existential dread paired with the cringe of midwestern nostalgia. I mean, you could make a complete vibe mix resembling a sad road trip playlist that never leaves the driveway. So, if you ever need to pamper your burning shame, just keep doing you. At least it's entertaining for the rest of us!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!