Roasted 2 years ago based on Angus's long term Spotify stats.

Angus, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of identity crises, where every genre sounds like it was picked randomly from a DJ's lost and found. You've got rap, hip hop, and a sprinkle of Canadian pop? It’s like you raided the music store with a blindfold on, walked out with a bag of mismatched singles, and somehow think that makes you eclectic. Let’s be honest—“conscious hip hop” is just a clever way of saying you want to nod your head thoughtfully while you pretend you don’t regularly listen to Drake, who’s basically your musical spirit animal. Your “Top Artists” list reads like the lineup for a hipster apocalypse, and it's obvious you think adding “UK Alternative” and “Underground” gives you more street cred. But really, if you want to be conscious about something, how about the fact that half of these artists wouldn't know you exist even if you stood outside their tour bus shouting their names? But hey, nothing screams “I’m with the cool kids” quite like a healthy mix of Drake’s sad ballads and Mac Miller’s emotional rollercoasters. Is it emotional diversity, or are you just trying to make sure you never get too happy or too sad at any given time? And speaking of your most played songs, it’s clear that you have a love affair with Sampha, which makes sense—who wouldn’t want to be serenaded by someone who sounds like they’re perpetually chewing on their own existential dread? But “Atomic Vomit” and “Rodrick Rules”? Bro, these titles are peak proof that your taste is as scattered as your Spotify Wrapped playlist suggests. You’ve got the emotional depth of a kiddie pool, yet you're swimming with the sharks. Just remember, Angus: It’s called “Spotify,” not “Brent Faiyaz and the Sadboy Hour.”

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