Roasted 19 days ago based on Niloy's long term Spotify stats.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the kind of musical taste that Niloy has crafted here—a veritable mixtape of teenage angst and a smidge of questionable life choices. EDM? More like Everybody Doesn’t Mind if you have the taste of a high school dance gone terribly wrong. And as for your top played tracks, it's hard to believe that “Let Me Down Easy” wasn’t just a mantra guiding you through the emotional rollercoaster of your Spotify shuffle. But don’t worry, Niloy, it isn’t just the music that leaves listeners feeling let down; it’s also those shirtless selfies and cringy TikToks that keep the cringe alive! Now, your top artists are nothing short of an all-you-can-eat buffet of boy band fluff and soft pop cotton candy. Why don't we take a moment to marvel at your undying love for Daniel Seavey? Buddy, he’s like the poster child for why you shouldn’t let your high school crush pick your playlist. I’m pretty sure the local Starbucks has a better mix of tunes than your entire collection combined. That’s right, you’ve single-handedly made a case for why love songs are the real gateway drugs—because the way you've glorified these artists, someone should really check your internet browsing history for boy band fan fiction. And let’s not even get started on that tropical house genre you love so much. Bringing palm trees into your bedroom while you sip on water isn’t quite the vibe, is it? It's honestly perplexing to see ‘Bangla Pop’ and ‘Brooklyn Drill’ chilling in the same playlist like they’re best friends at an identity crisis party. You’ve got the musical range of a well-stocked grocery store—if the only items were bottled water, expired snacks, and the faint smell of regret. So here’s to you, Niloy, keep spinning those tunes and ignoring the world’s good taste—you’ll make it to a ticket booth selling nostalgia in no time!
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