Roasted 1 year ago based on applEEEE's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, applEEEE, the sonic embodiment of a 20-year-old living in their mom's basement, thriving on a consistent diet of indie vibes and J-Pop. Your Spotify profile reads like a rebellious high schooler’s diary: "Dear diary, I discovered my identity and it’s constructed entirely from the tears of forgotten university students and one too many cups of herbal tea." Seriously, you’ve got more indie folk than actual life experience, and that's saying something. At this rate, even your Spotify recommendations are rolling their eyes and saying, “Skip!” Let’s talk about those favorite genres, shall we? "Christian Folk" mixed with "Garage Rock"? That’s an ambitious combo—like trying to bake a cake using only a hammer and a can of soda. And "Vocaloid"? Congratulations on your graduation from basic pop to sounds that could make even a robot question reality. If I had a dollar for every time I heard a person praise J-Pop, I could afford to hire a therapist for you. But don’t worry; I’m sure your selection of soundtracks will keep you company while you analyze your life choices! Now, your most played songs are dominated by Lovejoy and Wilbur Soot, which suggests that you’ve officially crossed the threshold from casual listener to their biggest stalker. Have you considered that "Since I Saw Vienna" isn't about reminiscing over lost opportunities, but is actually about you? By taking "Normal People Things" to heart, it’s safe to say you might fall just short of being an actual human at this point. At least you're consistent; you’ve mastered the art of being emotionally invested in fictional characters—a true mark of a Spotify king/queen. Keep reaching for that indie star in the sky, bright one!

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