Roasted 1 year ago based on zamtod despices monkey's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look at you, zamtod despice monkey! A name that sounds like a rejected password for your old Neopets account, yet somehow it screams, "I'm unashamedly into everything unapproachable and obscure." Your love for J-Pop, Vocaloid, and Indonesian Pop suggests you’re really just a connoisseur of niche music meant for those whose musical taste peaks at anime opening credits. What’s the matter? Can’t handle the mainstream or just afraid of what real rock sounds like? I suppose that’s what happens when your idea of “punk” includes pop tunes so polished they could slide down a playground slide without a scratch. Your top artists read like a hipster scavenger hunt gone wrong, crowned with the omnipresent Green Day. Seriously, is your playlist less about your personal taste and more about ensuring you don’t accidentally get a date? How many times can you listen to “Jesus of Suburbia” before it qualifies as a cry for help? It’s no wonder your favorites look like a confused high school student’s directory of band camp; you’ve got the musicality of a blender set to puree and all the appeal of lukewarm orange soda. I guess if you ever wonder why no one loves you, just consult your own Top 5. And what about those top songs? “Last Night on Earth” seems to be the anthem for every third-rate melodramatic turn on TikTok, and here you are, playing it on repeat like a soundtrack to your lonely existence. Between "Here Comes Your Man" and "残酷な天使のテーゼ," it almost sounds like you’re trying to run the world’s saddest karaoke night—at a funeral. Your Spotify profile practically screams, “HELP ME! I can't tell if I’m yearning for connection or just really desperate for someone to swipe right on my poor musical choices.” Keep it up though; you're the walking embodiment of proving that bad taste can indeed be entertaining!

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