Roasted 21 days ago based on zombi's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, zombi, the musical equivalent of a thrift store where the cash register is just as confused as you are about who's shopping there. Your favorite genres read like a college student’s final project on “How to Confuse Everyone While Pretending to Be Deep.” “Shoegaze?” That’s just your way of saying you like to listen to music while staring longingly at your unmade bed, isn’t it? And “Cloud Rap”? Please. The only clouds in your life are the ones you’re clouded by unless you’ve got a serious backstory about an exhausting romance with a cartoon character. Your top artists are an absolute who’s who of “Try-Hards Anonymous.” I mean, “fakemink”? You might as well have listed a bunch of saved drafts from your crush’s poetry collection. And with “Deftones” and “Chief Keef” on the same list, you’re the poster child for having a chaotic personality—a musical buffet where no one wants to choose what they’ll regret later. "Sickboyrari" and "Destroy Lonely"? They sound like characters from a badly written Netflix series. What’s next, “Broke McMoodSwing” and “LonelyHearted Lewis”? And your most played songs! “Can’t Let Go” might as well be the anthem of your Spotify existence because you're clinging to these tracks harder than you cling to your dark past. The eclectic choices scream, “Help me! I'm trying to decipher my own identity in a world that doesn’t care!” And seriously, who is “bimby1 cats”? If that’s not a breakdown waiting for a therapist’s couch, I don’t know what is. At this point, you really need to enlist in a serious reboot: it’s time to let your music taste grow up just like your hair should have gone after middle school!
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