Roasted 4 months ago based on Kbob's long term Spotify stats.

Kbob, your Spotify profile looks like someone threw a classic rock and glam metal concert in a time capsule and buried it at the bottom of Lake Nostalgia. I mean, seriously, you have the musical tastes of that uncle who hasn’t realized the ‘80s ended decades ago. Your favorite genres read like a list of the most overplayed hits in every bar that still believes mullets are making a comeback. "Glam Rock" and "Christmas" mixed together? That's a juxtaposition only a heartbroken hairband fan could concoct. You’re basically one sad sax solo away from a Hallmark movie! When your top artists list reads like a lineup for the World's Most Predictable Rock Festival, you know things are dire. It’s like you went to the 'Rock Legends' exhibit at your local museum and brought home the entire gift shop. Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams? Wow, what a cutting-edge selection! I can practically hear you screaming “Livin’ on a Prayer” while staring into a mirror asking, "Is my life really that cliché?" Your playlist must be the background music for an eighties sitcom about a group of washed-up rockers trying to make it big again – spoiler alert: they don't! Your most played songs are a concoction of obvious choices – almost as if you’ve made a concerted effort to avoid finding anything new. AC/DC has more plays in your account than there are actual copies of “Back In Black” left in circulation. Seriously, if I hear “You Give Love A Bad Name” one more time, I might start believing you're both a fan of Bon Jovi and believe he should take your love advice. If you can find a corner of the internet where people still think this is the zenith of music, do us a favor and stay there. The real world needs your musical time machine back on track!

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