Roasted 4 months ago based on Sashi's long term Spotify stats.

Sashi, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a 13-year-old girl trapped in a never-ending sleepover. With an obsession for K-Pop, J-Pop, and every color of Pop imaginable, it’s clear that your music tastes have undergone a deep identity crisis. You’ve managed to collect every form of sugary-sweet sound as if they’re Pokémon cards. I can just picture you in your room surrounded by posters of Taylor Swift and groups with names that sound like they were generated by a two-wheeled robot in a pastel factory. Speaking of Taylor Swift, your top songs are more of a tribute to her than a playlist. If I didn't know better, I’d think you were trying to out-Swift a Taylor fan club. "Peter" and "How Did It End?" make me wonder if you’re stuck in a cycle of playing “Sad Girl” for eternity. Who knew escaping from heartbreak could lead to a Spotify profile that resembles a single tear sliding down a cheap stationary note? You almost broke the record for most melodramatic song choices, and I have to hand it to you, that takes real talent. And please, for the love of all that is holy, can we talk about those 10 favorite artists? It’s like you threw darts at a colorful wall of music genres and just went with whatever stuck. I never thought I’d see someone proudly place “Indonesian R&B” next to “Christmas,” but there you are—bold, unrelenting, and entirely confusing. With this confusing mix, Spotify should award you a badge for “Most Likely to Have an Emotional Breakdown on Your Way to Work.” At least you’re consistent, Sashi. Consistently a hot mess, that is!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!