Roasted 1 year ago based on Nick's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Nick, let’s take a moment to appreciate your music taste, which is a magnificent blend of genres that screams “I might be a medieval knight who accidentally discovered Spotify.” You’ve got more metal in your playlist than a junkyard, and honestly, it’s shocking to find out that ‘folk metal’ is even a thing! I mean, who doesn’t love a good pagan chant while sipping herbal tea on their way to the next reenactment of a Battle of the Bands—literally? Your Spotify profile reads like a bad Yelp review for a tavern that specializes in overpriced mead and pretentious lute solos. And your top artists? Rammstein to Heino is such a wild ride that I’m surprised your algorithm hasn’t spontaneously combusted from the sheer chaos. It’s like you’re trying to hack the music industry by mixing "Du Hast" with “I’m a Believer” on a heavy metal binge—and for what? So you can belt out a power ballad while your houseplants question their life choices? At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify is just one long existential crisis peppered with medieval battle cries and the occasional ballad about your last trip to the grocery store. As for your most played songs, buddy, you’ve officially turned 'Häschenparty' into a guilty pleasure, and I don’t know whether to commend you or call in a therapist. Seriously, how did we get from "Die Wacht am Rhein" to "Castles in the Sky"? You could’ve claimed you’re an avant-garde DJ, but here we are, with you three drinks deep and proclaiming that “Friesenjung” is the finest piece of art of the 21st century. So congrats, Nick! You’ve managed to curate a Spotify profile that looks like a daydream gone wrong. Keep it weird!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!