Roasted 1 year ago based on RedSolo's long term Spotify stats.

Austin Wagenhauser, huh? The living embodiment of "Sounds that I Imagine I Might Listen to While Crying Alone at 2AM." Your favorite genres read like the tracks of a sad boy's essential playlist—it's calm enough to lull a world-weary adult to sleep, but let’s face it, it’s also the life soundtrack of someone who wears socks with sandals. You’ve got everything from “Anime” to “Celtic” in your mix, so you must be trying to tick off every stereotype of an awkward hipster who's emotionally trapped between a Highland festival and binge-watching Studio Ghibli films. Your top artists could either soundtrack a Disney movie or an artsy advertisement for fair trade shampoo, and let's be real, Austin, those are not exactly the titans of the music world. I mean, "Yu-Peng Chen" could be your local barista, and "Groundfold" sounds more like an obscure yoga position than a groundbreaking artist. Who needs mainstream pop when you've got such a niche selection that could put a history professor to sleep? Maybe it's time to admit that your taste is more about impressing the 1% of your friends who are into obscure orchestral remixes and less about actually enjoying music. Most played songs like “All We Had Is Gone” and “You Won't Find Me” should be your personal anthem, because honestly, after looking through your profile, all I can think is, “Where did his social life go?” I can hear it now: "Austin, how are you so chill?" You're basically a one-man soundtrack for moodily staring out of windows while contemplating the joys of tranquility—or maybe it's just the sound of you feeling sorry for yourself. Here's a pro tip: next time, maybe throw in some Dua Lipa or Drake to balance the scales between "medieval melancholy" and “I still sometimes do the dishes without being asked.”

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