Roasted 4 months ago based on lillian's long term Spotify stats.

Lillian, your Spotify profile reads like the emotional diary of a high schooler who just discovered coffee. I mean, is the “Classical Piano” genre a cry for help or just a way to soften the blow after belting out “Teenagers” in your room for the hundredth time? You’ve got more moody vibes than a rainy day in Seattle, yet here you are, swinging between Beethoven and Biebs like they’re your estranged parents trying to win your affection. And wow, your top artists list is a real time capsule of your emotional instability. Paramore must be thrilled to know that they’ve been the soundtrack to your existential crisis — did you tackle those “emo” feels with a side of “German Indie Pop”? You truly bring a new meaning to "genre whiplash." Just imagine explaining to your future therapist how you oscillate between “Stay The Night” and “German Indie” tracks like you’re trying to balance your sanity and trying to become the next avocado on toast. Let’s not forget those most played songs, where you’ve practically turned Paramore’s discography into a musical tribute to your relationship history — sweet, catchy, yet ultimately fleeting. “Say My Name - Remix”? Girl, I think we’re all still trying to understand why you’re remixing the same feelings of heartbreak like a DJ at a poorly attended middle school dance. Next time you feel like binging on angst, just slam the piano keys until you find your own sound, instead of rocking out like you're auditioning for "America’s Got Sadness."

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