Roasted 5 days ago based on Joy Jocelyn's long term Spotify stats.

Joy Jocelyn, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate party attempt to seem cultured while actually being stuck in a never-ending loop of “Afro-what-now?” If I didn’t know better, I’d think you’re trying to set a world record for the most obscure genres crammed into one playlist. Seriously, is your taste in music a reflection of your dating life? Because the only thing less consistent than your artist selections is how often you change your hairstyle. Top artists list? More like "Greatest Hits from the Last Minute of a Google Search.” You’ve got the legendary Paul Kafeero and the lyrical titan Taylor Swift all jumbled together like a mixtape from a confused middle schooler. I mean, congratulations on being the only person ever to seamlessly transition from Afropop to, let me guess, “Shake It Off” without ever having to face a moment of self-awareness. The next time you open your mouth to describe your eclectic taste, just remember that a lack of identity can be charming—in very specific contexts. And then there are your most played songs—an unholy marriage of absolute bangers and total ear rot. "Every Breath You Take"? Really? When you could be vibing to one of your many Afrobeats playlists, instead you’re stuck reminiscing about what it’s like to stalk your ex through his social media. "Onjagadde Nyo" next to "we can't be friends"? This is why your friends refer to your Spotify as the "Mood Swing Playlist," a rollercoaster ride no one signed up for but now desperately wants off. At least your taste gives us all hope: if you can listen to this random collection of tunes, maybe one day you’ll learn to actually listen to what your heart is saying... or at least how to update your playlist.

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