Roasted 2 years ago based on nizarbourhim's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Nizarbourhim, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis playlist curated by a teenager who just discovered a VPN. With more "Hip Hop" genres than personality traits, it’s clear you’d rather listen to someone else’s struggles than face your own. There’s a good chance your favorite content is just a collection of artists crying into their mics about their feelings, while you’re over there just trying to figure out if your hair should be yellow or blue. Seriously, how many different ways can you say “I can’t get a job without my mother’s help”? As for your top artists, it’s like your music taste took a wrong turn into a global hip hop bazaar. Rilès is getting more love from you than any of your friends, and I can’t help but think he’s the only one who’s fully aware of your existence. You’ve got a lineup that looks like a UEFA Champions League match of underground soundcloud rappers! And, let’s be real, your obsession with "Drill Espanol"? It’s less about the music and more about Googling how to say “Please hire me” in Spanish — too bad they don’t have a genre for that! Finally, your most played songs list is practically a cautionary tale on how not to have friends. With tracks like “Family Business,” it’s obvious you’re still holding out hope for that one relative who might actually care about you. And “Are You a Star?” hints at a desperate need for validation — spoiler alert, the answer is “no.” So here’s an idea: maybe replace “FAMILY BUSINESS” with a few family therapy sessions and save the rap queens for when you finally figure out how to elevate your own life! You’re embracing the chaos, but let’s be real, you definitely aren’t the star you think you are.
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