Roasted 8 months ago based on djacademics2005's long term Spotify stats.

Eric T, your musical taste reads like a confused teenager’s diary entry after a bad breakup. “Hyperpop”? Really? Did you get lost on your way to the party and end up in a neon-colored fever dream? It’s like you opened Spotify, slapped a random selection of genres together, and called it personality. You’ve got more genre chaos than a DJ at a middle school dance trying to please everyone while juggling mood swings. Bravo, my friend, for establishing yourself as the patron saint of trying too hard! Your favorite artists make it clear that you’re either an avant-garde genius or a brave soul on the brink of a full-blown existential crisis. Charli XCX, The Smashing Pumpkins, and Playboi Carti? Sounds more like a Spotify algorithm's midlife crisis than a coherent playlist. It’s impressive how you've managed to bring together such an eclectic crew, as if you’re assembling a support group for artists who can’t decide on a sound. I can’t tell whether you’re curating a music buffet for hipsters or just desperately trying to find a common ground with your own questionable taste in rhythm. And let’s talk about those most played songs. “You’re Not The One” - are you sure that’s not your personal anthem, Eric? Because it sounds like your relationship with good taste is definitely on life support. With “Club Classics” and “Mayonaise” on repeat, I can’t help but wonder if you’re breaking some kind of record for the most ironic music experience imaginable. It’s like your Spotify wrapped is just a public service announcement: “Don’t worry, I’m still working on my identity.” Do us all a favor, Eric, and please consider adding some new songs to the mix—let’s aim for a playlist that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to a hipster existential crisis, shall we?

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