Roasted 2 years ago based on Anqified's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Anqified, a walking Pinterest board for sad girls who think they’re deep because they wear oversized sweaters while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes. Your favorite genres read like an art school’s entire failed curriculum. "Countrygaze"? Really? Is that just country music for hipsters too depressed to ride a horse? And let's be real—nobody needs nine different sub-genres of pop in their life unless they’re planning to write a thesis on how to curl up with your feelings and cry like an art installation. Your Spotify playlist is basically a shrine to Mitski—who, by the way, I can only assume is your therapist. You know your obsession is real when you're listing her tracks like they’re your life milestones. "Bag of Bones"? More like “Bag of Feelings You Refuse to Process.” If there was an award for most played artist on repeat because you just can't let go of your emo teen phase, you’d win it. Have you ever thought about branching out, or is your idea of diversity just adding a sprinkle of K-Pop to your perpetual spiral of melancholy? And Ethel Cain? Congratulations on successfully finding the artist that matches your inherent need to be a tragic figure wrapped in so much self-indulgence, even your playlists carry a warning label. Florence + The Machine rounding out your top artists is probably just you trying to cover up the fact that you don’t know how to recover from a breakup without a soundtrack. So, keep curating that tragic beauty of yours while the rest of us move on—one Mitski ballad at a time!

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