Roasted 2 years ago based on muntaha !'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kio, your Spotify profile is like a middle schooler's diary — a chaotic mix of pop aspiration and indie angst that screams, "I’m trying way too hard to be unique!" You’ve picked genres that no one under the age of 40 has ever heard of, like “Pluggnb” and “Glitchcore.” I can't tell if you're creating a playlist or just auditioning to be the next Data Entry Intern for SoundCloud. Honestly, who knew there were this many niche sub-genres? What’s next, “Underwater Bossa Nova”? Your top artists are a blend of bangers and obscurities, making your music taste look like a 3 a.m. algorithm-generated nightmare. Lovejoy, siouxxie sixxsta, and Ice Spice? That’s not an artist lineup; it’s the lineup for the world’s worst festival where everyone is just awkwardly checking their phones after set. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. With tracks like "Koi Si" and "Pasoori," you legit sound like you’ve confused Spotify with a culinary menu from an Indian restaurant. It’s like your music is trying to take me on a world tour, except I’m stuck at the airport with a layover in Cringe City. And look, pal, I get it — we're all here for the dopamine hits of catchy beats, but “Rage Rap” paired with “Sped Up” tracks sounds like the soundtrack to a teenage existential crisis. You’ve mastered the art of being a walking contradiction! Next time you curate a playlist, do us all a favor and leave out the teen meltdown vibes. I mean, if I wanted to experience confusion and regret in 30-second clips, I'd just scroll through my ex’s Instagram. Keep it up, and your Spotify will be the punchline to every joke about bad music taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!