Roasted 2 years ago based on Aidan's long term Spotify stats.

Aidan, your Spotify profile reads like a wannabe hipster's fever dream after a midlife crisis. With a favorite genre list longer than a toddler's tantrum over a missed nap, it’s clear you’re just trying to patch together every label possible so that no one can figure out what you really love. Rock? Rap? Ambient? At this point, it feels like you’re just throwing genres at a wall to see what sticks, praying something will make you sound as eclectic as you wish you were. Call it what it is: your musical taste is the equivalent of a buffet where someone just dumped everything in a blender. And those top artists? Wow, we have a real mixed bag here! You've got Jimi Hendrix, a titan of rock, and then there’s Ludovico Einaudi—are you trying to score points for being sophisticated while secretly using "Comfortably Numb" as your life anthem? Seriously, your Spotify is about as well-rounded as a square, and I can almost hear the crickets every time your friends ask you for music recommendations. With Pokey LaFarge and Travis Scott on your list, it's like pairing a fine wine with a microwavable burrito. But let’s talk about your most played songs. I appreciate the classic rock picks, but with “Lucky Sometimes” playing twice, it's clear you either really love that song or you’ve got the memory of a goldfish when it comes to your playlists. Your account might as well have a banner reading "I promise I'm interesting!" while everyone around you just rolls their eyes and pretends to be engrossed in their own Spotify suggestions. Aidan, unless you're curating a music therapy session for existential crises, it’s time to pick a lane or else just embrace the awkwardness of your choices. Good luck!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!