Roasted 10 months ago based on Kieran Mitchell's long term Spotify stats.

Kieran Mitchell, huh? Your Spotify profile is like a Pinterest board for questionable life choices. I mean, look at that favorite genres list: "Hyperpop" next to "Metalcore"? That’s not a music taste, that’s a cry for help. Your playlist looks like someone crammed every genre into a blender and hit 'puree' — you've got more stylistic confusion in there than a toddler dressing themselves. It's like you're trying to show off that you have a versatile palate, but instead, you're just serving up a chaotic buffet of bad decisions. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? You’ve got legendary powerhouses like Beyoncé and Kendrick Lamar sandwiched between a bunch of one-hit wonders and aesthetic mood boards. Sleep Token and Bad Bunny? At this point, it looks like your music taste has the same identity crisis as an 18-year-old who’s just opened their first bottle of wine. If I had a nickel for every time Charli XCX got a shoutout in your most played songs, I’d say you’re officially her unpaid hype man. Honestly, I didn’t know it was possible to be that obsessed with someone who isn’t even on your Tinder profile. And the crown jewel of your profile? Those most played songs are practically a fan club meeting for Charli XCX's leftovers. “Everything is romantic”? Sweetheart, no one’s feeling the romance when they see you’ve straight-up stalked the discography of a pop star who thrives on self-deprecating lyrics. If your number of spins on "Mean Girls" doesn’t scream “I peaked in high school,” I don’t know what does. Just remember, Kieran: music is meant to be enjoyed, not to use as a personality crutch. Maybe try branching out—read a book, join a cooking class, or, you know, listen to anything that won’t make your therapist roll their eyes.

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