Roasted 1 year ago based on Bri :3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Bri and their tragically predictable Spotify profile! I wasn't sure if I was swimming through an underground metal documentary or about to witness a very awkward mid-2000s emo revival. With a genre list that looks like a shopping list for a very confused music festival, you must have all the indie cred of a vegan at a barbecue. "Art Pop" and "Deathcore," really? That mix is like pairing fine wine with a Happy Meal. Your playlists should come with a disclaimer: "Caution: May cause existential crises and an overwhelming urge to wear too much eyeliner." You’d think with all that *diversity* in your music taste, you’d at least throw in some artists that don’t sound like they emerge from the abyss with a side of black lipstick. But no, there you are, obsessively cranking Sleep Token as if they’re your therapist—Tabby, the emo version of Dr. Phil, here to guide your soul through its various breakdowns. And honestly, who knew “Vore” would be topping your list? I have so many questions, starting with: isn’t your profile picture just a picture of your last meal? As for your most played songs, it’s given me whiplash worse than the last time my ex tried to win me back with a lousy mixtape. If those tracks aren't just a cover for a hidden talent for gibberish, then I fear for the future of art and pop alike; the only thing more painful than your taste in music is imagining the last time you asked someone for their Spotify account. Honestly, at this point, it feels like your playlist is just an elaborate audition tape for a reality show called "But Why?"

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