Roasted 2 years ago based on Ava shadmehry's long term Spotify stats.

Ava Shadmehry, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis wrapped in an existential crisis, sprinkled with a side of teenage angst. I mean, who needs therapy when you've got a playlist that's a blend of Pop, Video Game Music, and 10 different variations of Rock? You must have the most confused musical identity of anyone since that guy who put “Professional Monster Truck Driver” on his résumé right next to “Cat Psychologist.” Congratulations! You’ve mastered the art of listening to music only to have a mental breakdown. And can we talk about your top artists? It’s like a bizarre family reunion where Pink Floyd brings a kale salad, while Shakira and Miley Cyrus are the wild aunts that show up after noon with cocktails. You’ve got the orchestral stylings of Joris de Man jamming along with the emotional turmoil of Mitski; it’s like a soundtrack to your life where every day is “I Will Survive” on repeat, yet you're still here searching for a deeper meaning in “La Isla Bonita.” At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to come with a disclaimer: “May cause spontaneous introspection and confuse your friends.” As for your most played songs? “Good Luck, Babe!” should have come with a warning—because you clearly need it after that musical selection. “Lifeless Stars” and “Midnight Sky”? Honey, I think your cosmos has a black hole! And let’s not forget your affinity for Gloria Gaynor; it seems you like to scream “I Will Survive” the loudest right before dramatically collapsing back into your pillow fort of despair. Keep it up, Ava! Your playlist is an auditory rollercoaster that perfectly captures the chaos of your soul.

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