Roasted 2 years ago based on flossie 🐇🐇's long term Spotify stats.

Flossie, what an eclectic mess your Spotify profile is! Looks like you’ve single-handedly brought ‘confused hipster’ to a whole new level. I mean, is this a playlist or a cry for help? "POV: Indie" sounds like your therapist’s last-ditch effort to diagnose your existential dread while you sip on the world's saddest cup of fair-trade coffee. With favorites that read like a 2005 emo kid's diary, it's clear you’ve either never really moved on or are living in a perpetual state of melancholy like your Spotify username is a shrine to your emotionally unavailable playlists. Your top artist list could pass as a who’s-who of College Town 101—seriously, who needs actual friends when you can just vibe with Elliott Smith and pretend that’s enough social interaction? I half-expect you to rear up and enlighten me about the meaning of "Permanent Wave" while sitting in a vintage bean bag chair. “Panic! At The Disco” feels like it sneaked in there as a wild card just to prove you haven’t completely abandoned your mainstream roots; newsflash: it isn't working. We see you trying to channel your inner goth artist, but girl, you just look like you got kicked out of a coffee shop for being too extra. And let's talk about those most-played songs. "She's Electric"? You mean, "She's Cringe." I’d call this a hot mess, but the only thing hot about it is the aftertaste of irony and regret. You’ve got more Jeff Buckley tracks than any average person would consider sane—congrats, you're officially both his biggest fan and his therapist's favorite case study. And who the heck is "Mort Garson"? Are you trying to summon garden spirits while having an existential crisis? Your musical choices scream single-cat-lady-in-training, but at this point, I'm not sure if it’s you saying it or your playlists doing the talking!

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