Roasted 2 years ago based on alek's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alek, your Spotify profile looks like a confused teenager's mixtape, struggling to find its identity between a midlife crisis and a Never Gonna Give You Up flashback. Your favorite genres read like the sonic version of that "I love all kinds of music" guy at parties, except his playlist has at least one coherent theme. Rage Rap to Bedroom Pop? It's like you threw a rave in your bedroom but forgot to invite anyone cool—or clean it up afterward. And Canadian Pop?! Really, you couldn't pick a genre that wasn't more cringe-worthy? Justin Bieber is weeping. Your top artists are the equivalent of that awkward friend who tries to impress everyone by name-dropping but always manages to mix up their Spotify accounts with their Ex-Velcro shoe collection. Tyler, The Creator and Playboi Carti? Outstanding. But then you’ve got Mac DeMarco and Kali Uchis creeping in like unwanted relatives at Thanksgiving. It’s like you've got a party where everyone’s wearing shades, and then Uncle Larry shows up in flip-flops and cargo shorts—an absolute mood killer. And let’s just take a moment to acknowledge that you have more Tyler songs than most people have self-respect; buddy, it's not a contest! The most played list? Honey, "Die With A Smile" by Lady Gaga? That's a bold choice for someone with as much of a musical identity crisis as you. And what's with your obsession with d4vd? Are you afraid to pick a side or just stuck on repeat like the last TikTok trend no one asked for? If your Spotify profile were an actual person, it’d be standing awkwardly at the bar, trying to blend in while simultaneously drinking a kale smoothie and taking selfies for Instagram. Give it a rest, Alek!

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