Roasted 6 months ago based on bewitched1985's long term Spotify stats.

So, bewitched1985, your Spotify profile is essentially a time capsule from a midlife crisis happening in a basement rave. I mean, who needs a therapist when you can just validate your questionable life choices with a playlist that reads like a teenage emo’s MySpace page? Your genre list looks like a bracket of the worst parts of the 1980s and early 2000s, slapped together with the confidence of a kid who just learned how to use a computer. I half-expect to see "Juggalo" and "Screamo" in there too, but I guess we all have our limits. And those top artists? Wow! You've really got taste - if the goal was to curate a lineup that screams "I peaked in high school." Nothing says originality like a playlist drenched in a mix of hip-hop and metal that’s just one step away from someone banging pots and pans in the garage. RØRY, really? Did you just pick a playlist at random? I’m waiting for the day you reach enlightenment and realize that listening to "DEGRADATION" on repeat doesn’t actually count as personal growth. But kudos to you, you've made "sorry I’m late" the anthem for a generation of procrastinators. Your most played songs list could also double as a diary for a goth teenager who just got dumped. “If pain could talk” is a fitting title for a playlist like yours, highlighting all the questionable decisions that led you here. With all that RØRY on repeat, I'm concerned you've entered a one-sided relationship with your music. Hopefully, your next life goal is to diversify your playlists before your entire existence turns into a gothic novel that nobody wants to read. But hey, keep rocking those 2006 vibes; at least it’s good for a laugh!

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