Roasted 2 years ago based on Somber's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Somber’s Spotify profile, where the only thing darker than the trap beats is your playlist’s history. Honestly, it looks like you’re either preparing for a funeral or an existential crisis—probably both. Your favorite genres could be renamed “How to Scare Away All Friends” and “Songs to Cry to in the Shower,” with a side of “I Promise I’m Not Just a Stereotype.” Telling the world you love “Scream Rap” and “Emo Rap” is like wearing a “Please Ignore Me” sign; congratulations, it’s working. Your top artists read like a lineup for the most depressing concert imaginable. With names like “do not resurrect” and “Lord Gasp,” I can’t tell if you’re vibing or planning a mass exorcism. And let’s talk about that tracklist. It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to meld horror movie soundtracks with internet angst. You’ve turned “Submissive & Breedable” into your personal theme song—great choice for someone with so many contradictions, it’s like an emotional buffet gone wrong. But hey, kudos for mixing K-Pop into your lineup of impending doom. “K-Pop Boy Group” feels like your last-ditch effort to find a glimmer of joy in this dark corridor of sound. You’re the perfect blend of “I wear black lipstick every day” and “But I also dabble in catchy choruses”—who knew sadness could be so versatile? Now go ahead, blast your melancholy jams while contemplating your life choices, and remember: Spotify may have created you, but at least no one can resurrect that playlist.

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