Roasted 24 days ago based on xavierhosang's long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, Xavier, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist version of an identity crisis. Hyperpop, Experimental Hip Hop, and Cloud Rap? Are you trying to make music that sounds like a blender full of mannequin parts and rainbows? It's like you're on a quest to find the most convoluted genre names possible — experimental drone music laced with a sprinkle of unhinged art rock? You’ve got more genres listed than actual listeners, buddy! At this rate, your next favorite genre will probably be ‘Abstract Inaudibility’ or ‘Vaporwave Fusion with Gregorian Chanting’. And let's talk about your top artists. Chief Keef to Prince is a jump that could break a trampoline — you’ve got the diversity of a thrift shop clearance bin. David Bowie, known for his brilliant artistry, must be rolling in his grave every time you let Bladee leave your playlist. JPEGMAFIA and Death Grips? Nice of you to include some actual talent among your collection of amorphous soundscapes! Honestly, it’s like your top artists were chosen at random from a hat at a hipster convention. Now, about your most played songs… it seems like "Rich Amiri" and "Bladee" comprise 80% of your listening diet — did you decide to have a monogamous relationship with your online recommendations, or did you just forget the concept of variety? With titles like "RIVER FLOWS IN YOU" and "KING NOTHINGG" you’re really leaning into that whole “my feelings are deeper than a puddle” aesthetic, huh? Time to consider branching out before your music taste starts smelling like the back of a dumpster after an art school party. For a guy with such eclectic genre fancies, your playlist is the auditory equivalent of an Instagram aesthetic gone wrong!

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