Roasted 2 years ago based on lovely.iish's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, lovely.iish, feast your eyes upon a Spotify profile that screams "midlife crisis in a freshman dorm room." With a favorite genre list that reads like the mixtape of someone who can't commit to a single identity, it’s a miracle you haven't accidentally stumbled into a karaoke bar and started a war of pop culture references. "Permanent Wave"? What's next, "Semi-Permanent Indecision"? You really hit the diversity jackpot, but it feels like you're just playing musical chairs at an emo potluck. Your top artists list is a delightful mess of emotional outpourings and teen nostalgia. Loving both Taylor Swift and the Glee Cast in one breath makes you the poster child for “I still haven’t figured out how I feel about my ex.” Seriously, you’ve got The Beatles hanging out with Michael Cera like it’s the last day of school and everyone just wants to be friends before heading off to totally different worlds. It's like you’ve picked your favorite bands from yearbook superlatives. “Most Likely to Exist in a Forever-Conflicted Say-So.” And let's talk about your most played songs. "Boys Don’t Cry" followed by "Cruel Summer"—do you need a hug or just a strong cup of black coffee to wash down that sadness? You’ve created a Spotify playlist that could serve as the soundtrack to a vegetarian café’s most emotional brunch. If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’re one sad Taylor Swift song away from a full-blown identity crisis. Here's some solid advice: when "Piano Man" is your highest form of jam sessions, it might be time to step outside and experience life beyond the confines of your Spotify playlist... or just maybe take down that flag of “UK Post-Punk” for good!

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