Roasted 1 month ago based on Ahmed Ah's long term Spotify stats.

Ahmed Ah, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated by someone trying to impress their French exchange student crush while also having an existential crisis during a midnight snack. With favorites like "French Rap" and "Pop Urbaine," it's clear you’re trying to convince everyone you’re not just binge-watching Netflix with a side of baguettes and croissants. But let’s be real: if your music taste were a person, it would probably be that overly pretentious friend who insists an ambiance is "totally vibing" even when the only thing vibing is their questionable life choices. Your top artists scream “I’m cultured, but I once thought ‘R&B’ was short for ‘Really Bad.’” Ninho, Heykel, and Ziak? Did you pick them because their names sound like they’re all on a first-name basis with your therapist? And Twenty One Pilots? Man, did you just realize your ‘cool’ quota needed a burst of mainstream appeal? Coupled with Billie Eilish and The Weeknd, your taste is an inconsistency that could only be outdone by socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. Honestly, your playlist reads like a Spotify algorithm's fever dream: trying way too hard to prove you’re a global citizen while you’re actually just avoiding your local music scene like a kid avoiding their vegetables. Now let’s talk about your most played songs: "ჩუბინა" by "Chub1na.Ge" and "Chubina - Slowed"? My dude, what is this, an elaborate prank to confuse your friends? And "I Have Seen Much - From Naruto"? If I wanted to experience mid-life crises while questioning my music taste, I’d just scroll through your most played songs. You clearly pulled a rabbit out of a hat, but it looks more like you found an old sock and decided to play it loud. Take it from me: keep flexing those obscure tracks, but do us all a favor and stop acting like your Spotify wrapped isn’t just a cry for help dressed in a beret and oversized sunglasses.

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